








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1013 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 687 matches | ||
| Wingman | 576 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5765 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8789 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10669 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 8355 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,555,872 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 877 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasaqboi | 54% | 142 |
| #2 | HvyArms | 53% | 116 |
| #3 | heat | 53% | 114 |
| #4 | getxclean |HB| | 46% | 100 |
| #5 | Stoosh | 45% | 338 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | getxclean |HB| | 46% | 100 |
| #5 | Stoosh | 45% | 338 |
| #6 | Nautlu$ | 43% | 372 |
| #7 | ignit3r | 43% | 105 |
| #8 | Fighta | 41% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stoosh | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Nautlu$ | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Fighta | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | HvyArms | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ignit3r | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nautlu$ | 1061 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | Stoosh | 495 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Fighta | 285 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | HvyArms | 247 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rasaqboi | 238 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasaqboi | +3.59 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | heat | +2.77 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | ignit3r | +2.57 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | HvyArms | +2.03 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | Nautlu$ | +0.32 | 48 | 71 |





