








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1521 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 961 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1720 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,699 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antiaura | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Jona | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | OG Jesus | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | oterlad | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 雷切 Ich bin Sauer | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer Fragger Snagger | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | oterlad | 82 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | antiaura | 80 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | OG Jesus | 68 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Goldjunge Elias | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petri | +4.16 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | oterlad | +2.50 | 56 | 72 |
| #3 | Killer Fragger Snagger | +2.26 | 48 | 70 |
| #4 | 마노엘 | +1.66 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | Jona | +1.57 | 44 | 44 |





