








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4230 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3504 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4146 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2838 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,323,664 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | OG Jesus | 37% | 87 |
| #14 | Tayx | 36% | 47 |
| #15 | Seese | 35% | 96 |
| #16 | antiaura | 35% | 145 |
| #17 | KURZEHOSEHOLZGEWEHR | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petri | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Conquistador Carlitos V. | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Seese | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Killer Fragger Snagger | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | oterlad | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 마노엘 | +3.02 | 78 | 53 |
| #2 | oterlad | +2.84 | 62 | 75 |
| #3 | Petri | +2.28 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | Conquistador Carlitos V. | +2.00 | 61 | 51 |
| #5 | Tayx | +1.82 | 86 | 38 |





