








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 436 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1392 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 734 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 713 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,706 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | peydirt24 | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | kastewart09 | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | BrennanMFHuff | 38% | 29 |
| #7 | OrphanAssassin | 38% | 24 |
| #8 | FILTHY KENNETH | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cherbo | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | MasterNanos | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | peydirt24 | 3 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | FILTHY KENNETH | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | kastewart09 | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MilkMaster | +4.60 | 69 | 43 |
| #2 | MasterNanos | -1.06 | 56 | 39 |
| #3 | OrphanAssassin | -2.12 | 21 | 33 |
| #4 | peydirt24 | -2.48 | 29 | 22 |
| #5 | Cherbo | -2.88 | 37 | 35 |





