








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 343 matches | ||
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4504 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5884 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5893 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8698 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,532,274 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraxxy | 68% | 59 |
| #2 | tony | 64% | 603 |
| #3 | MachineChaos | 64% | 157 |
| #4 | Lowlita | 64% | 125 |
| #5 | Pupsti | 62% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | so | 59% | 73 |
| #9 | bainz ┐( °ー ° )┌ | 58% | 130 |
| #10 | Lami | 56% | 140 |
| #11 | JoaNna | 51% | 153 |
| #12 | nykaN | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bainz ┐( °ー ° )┌ | 20 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | MachineChaos | 17 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | tony | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | nykaN | 15 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | JoaNna | 10 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smieszneznaczki | +4.35 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | Pupsti | +1.98 | 61 | 77 |
| #3 | MachineChaos | +1.11 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Lami | +1.05 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | tony | +1.04 | 79 | 56 |





