








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2117 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3285 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3072 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4555 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,074,836 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DC299 | 49% | 140 |
| #2 | | Bait Master | | 47% | 234 |
| #3 | Rena | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | __TriplleX__ | 46% | 76 |
| #5 | Unvoided | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | cato | 44% | 236 |
| #7 | gui | 43% | 46 |
| #8 | YazyN | 41% | 82 |
| #9 | Leptic | 39% | 36 |
| #10 | jaimix | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Bait Master | | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | cato | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | __TriplleX__ | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | gui | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | DC299 | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cato | 646 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | | Bait Master | | 592 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Unvoided | 210 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | __TriplleX__ | 151 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | gui | 102 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | __TriplleX__ | +2.56 | 72 | 48 |
| #2 | Rena | +1.78 | 61 | 62 |
| #3 | Leptic | +1.49 | 58 | 57 |
| #4 | cato | +1.04 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | DC299 | +0.81 | 52 | 51 |





