








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4366 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3571 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2201 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2909 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,011,299 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Duck | 51% | 124 |
| #4 | __TriplleX__ | 51% | 390 |
| #5 | Leptic | 48% | 79 |
| #6 | | St0rm_ | 45% | 60 |
| #7 | jaimix | 40% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goose | 38 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Duck | 24 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | __TriplleX__ | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Leptic | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | jaimix | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goose | +2.45 | 63 | 28 |
| #2 | __TriplleX__ | +2.32 | 72 | 47 |
| #3 | Leptic | +1.27 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | Unvoided | +0.26 | 52 | 51 |
| #5 | Duck | -1.53 | 31 | 72 |





