








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 742 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 202 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3044 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3103 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2202 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2607 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,199 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DC299 | 50% | 192 |
| #2 | gui | 44% | 99 |
| #3 | | St0rm_ | 44% | 236 |
| #4 | | Bait Master | | 44% | 123 |
| #5 | YazyN | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DC299 | 50% | 192 |
| #2 | gui | 44% | 99 |
| #3 | | St0rm_ | 44% | 236 |
| #4 | | Bait Master | | 44% | 123 |
| #5 | YazyN | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | St0rm_ | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | | Bait Master | | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | DC299 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | gui | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Bait Master | | 314 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | | St0rm_ | 282 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | gui | 187 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | DC299 | 93 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | YazyN | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cato | +0.85 | 51 | 60 |
| #2 | DC299 | +0.70 | 58 | 46 |
| #3 | gui | +0.12 | 47 | 68 |
| #4 | | Bait Master | | -0.29 | 29 | 56 |
| #5 | | St0rm_ | -1.00 | 46 | 56 |





