








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3398 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3524 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3989 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4545 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,911,729 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matetiion | 59% | 99 |
| #2 | Bast021 | 55% | 62 |
| #3 | rono Q | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | VeitForRight | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | Lacryss | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | crazy Horst | 39% | 67 |
| #17 | FabiMK1 | 37% | 117 |
| #18 | Kinax // high af | 36% | 42 |
| #19 | Mooglie | 35% | 79 |
| #20 | ♡l0c4lf3mb0y♡ | 29% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jyldara. | ♥ | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | YoloPvPler | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | rono Q | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Snow Nightdreams | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | FabiMK1 | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snow Nightdreams | 700 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Jyldara. | ♥ | 539 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Na1tsa high af | 474 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | Jack Bauerっ◔◡◔)っEmily | 300 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #5 | rono Q | 289 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rono Q | +5.30 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Kinax // high af | +3.56 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | YoloPvPler | +2.20 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | crazy Horst | +2.08 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | Bast021 | +2.02 | 51 | 59 |





