








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1438 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1415 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 729 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1208 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,487 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stew | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Faltix | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ♥WiŁ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Darkbasil | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Wlly | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stew | 779 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | ♥WiŁ | 307 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Faltix | 109 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Darkbasil | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wlly | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =S3AN= | +3.18 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | stew | +2.63 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | Blz | +1.86 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | Faltix | -0.30 | 44 | 45 |
| #5 | ♥WiŁ | -0.40 | 59 | 49 |





