








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7859 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6184 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1545 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 4536 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,057,991 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Darkbasil | 52% | 128 |
| #6 | Blz | 51% | 169 |
| #7 | ♥WiŁ | 51% | 217 |
| #8 | Wlly | 46% | 115 |
| #9 | ☾ Nel | 38% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blz | 17 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ☾ Nel | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Wlly | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Faltix | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ♥WiŁ | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥WiŁ | 777 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Blz | 354 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | =S3AN= | 255 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Faltix | 202 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | Darkbasil | 198 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =S3AN= | +4.37 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | stew | +2.44 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Blz | +1.72 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | ♥WiŁ | -0.10 | 62 | 48 |
| #5 | Faltix | -0.12 | 48 | 47 |





