








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 530 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8952 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6457 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6840 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8475 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,879,003 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 642 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuuskis | 61% | 115 |
| #2 | 犬神(いぬかみ) Inukami | 54% | 105 |
| #3 | kaltsa | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | ⛳Antza | 49% | 164 |
| #5 | Ninygo | 49% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Xerox1065 | 47% | 385 |
| #10 | Zuxin | 45% | 89 |
| #11 | JUIKKI | 44% | 147 |
| #12 | apples | 37% | 97 |
| #13 | jakeh | 33% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perkhele | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | buubibi | 14 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Xerox1065 | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | papparainen | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | JUIKKI | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buubibi | 2240 | 0.22 | 68 min |
| #2 | papparainen | 1274 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #3 | Xerox1065 | 1077 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #4 | Perkhele | 670 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #5 | ⛳Antza | 552 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuuskis | +3.53 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | papparainen | +1.46 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | Perkhele | +1.20 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | buubibi | +0.74 | 59 | 79 |
| #5 | 犬神(いぬかみ) Inukami | +0.71 | 83 | 56 |





