








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 459 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3415 | 14% |
| Smokes | 6111 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6939 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8505 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,420,102 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 754 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zuxin | 58% | 66 |
| #2 | Nuuskis | 56% | 93 |
| #3 | 犬神(いぬかみ) Inukami | 56% | 70 |
| #4 | ⛳Antza | 52% | 138 |
| #5 | buubibi | 49% | 566 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | jakeh | 46% | 46 |
| #10 | Xerox1065 | 46% | 369 |
| #11 | JUIKKI | 42% | 109 |
| #12 | Ninygo | 41% | 162 |
| #13 | apples | 34% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buubibi | 21 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Piippo | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Xerox1065 | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | JUIKKI | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | papparainen | 7 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buubibi | 2494 | 0.21 | 75 min |
| #2 | papparainen | 1076 | 0.18 | 32 min |
| #3 | Piippo | 1052 | 0.12 | 28 min |
| #4 | Xerox1065 | 1012 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #5 | ⛳Antza | 462 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuuskis | +2.58 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | papparainen | +1.37 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | Perkhele | +1.15 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | jakeh | +0.78 | 51 | 60 |
| #5 | 犬神(いぬかみ) Inukami | +0.62 | 82 | 56 |





