








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 956 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6238 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5739 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3570 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4728 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,210,453 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuuskis | 59% | 150 |
| #2 | Zuxin | 53% | 88 |
| #3 | 犬神(いぬかみ) Inukami | 52% | 71 |
| #4 | ⛳Antza | 51% | 150 |
| #5 | buubibi | 50% | 323 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Perkhele | 48% | 287 |
| #7 | Xerox1065 | 47% | 212 |
| #8 | Piippo | 47% | 323 |
| #9 | JUIKKI | 45% | 204 |
| #10 | jakeh | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perkhele | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | JUIKKI | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Piippo | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | buubibi | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Nuuskis | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buubibi | 1291 | 0.20 | 39 min |
| #2 | Piippo | 780 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | Xerox1065 | 572 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | ⛳Antza | 483 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | Perkhele | 451 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuuskis | +3.11 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | jakeh | +1.47 | 53 | 65 |
| #3 | papparainen | +1.27 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | Perkhele | +0.99 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | buubibi | +0.20 | 56 | 80 |





