








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3473 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2824 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1918 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2161 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,992 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIMBAD | 79% | 29 |
| #2 | Dragen Daven | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | Summa | 68% | 47 |
| #4 | Sagooi | 68% | 28 |
| #5 | Teddy | 65% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | tako | 53% | 154 |
| #7 | willi | 51% | 114 |
| #8 | scared | 51% | 71 |
| #9 | Seqret | 51% | 178 |
| #10 | mathio | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tako | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Seqret | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | willi | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Summa | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Dragen Daven | 4 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seqret | 916 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | tako | 725 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #3 | scared | 419 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #4 | willi | 258 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Summa | 199 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Summa | +3.96 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | Teddy | +1.97 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | SIMBAD | +1.78 | 75 | 51 |
| #4 | [VLG] Et Ulltæppe | +1.69 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | tako | +1.06 | 82 | 64 |





