








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3172 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1745 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 613 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 2176 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,085,769 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aR | 53% | 111 |
| #2 | ONiJ1N | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Battousai | 46% | 109 |
| #4 | Xenomorph Queen | 45% | 345 |
| #5 | ViceNS | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xenomorph Queen | 672 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | aR | 453 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | Battousai | 231 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ViceNS | 126 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aR | +4.84 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | +1.33 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | EEZZRRAA | +1.00 | 69 | 43 |
| #4 | Choda | +0.12 | 52 | 31 |
| #5 | Xenomorph Queen | +0.04 | 48 | 61 |





