








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3968 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3213 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4074 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4490 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,333 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aR | 1005 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | Xenomorph Queen | 955 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | EEZZRRAA | 433 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | ONiJ1N | 206 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | ViceNS | 173 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aR | +4.34 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | +1.95 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | Choda | +1.82 | 60 | 35 |
| #4 | ViceNS | +0.86 | 79 | 45 |
| #5 | Xenomorph Queen | +0.79 | 54 | 63 |





