








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14633 | 22% |
| Smokes | 14354 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 21924 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 16318 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,761,472 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ONiJ1N | 50% | 103 |
| #5 | Choda | 50% | 168 |
| #6 | Battousai | 48% | 478 |
| #7 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | 47% | 118 |
| #8 | EEZZRRAA | 45% | 345 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aR | 134 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | EEZZRRAA | 49 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Battousai | 47 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ViceNS | 29 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Choda | 16 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aR | 1961 | 0.22 | 43 min |
| #2 | EEZZRRAA | 1248 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #3 | Battousai | 965 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #4 | ViceNS | 835 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #5 | ONiJ1N | 226 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aR | +4.52 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | +1.67 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | ViceNS | +1.64 | 82 | 49 |
| #4 | Choda | +1.15 | 64 | 34 |
| #5 | EEZZRRAA | +0.90 | 69 | 42 |





