








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2092 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1904 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1453 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1855 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,890,707 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sooox_y | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | Unpredicably | 70% | 92 |
| #3 | John H. | 69% | 36 |
| #4 | Spacetur | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | malaise ambulant | 63% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John H. | +3.71 | 62 | 50 |
| #2 | SYRUS | +2.75 | 61 | 43 |
| #3 | Sooox_y | +2.51 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | Unpredicably | +1.40 | 44 | 54 |
| #5 | Spacetur | +1.10 | 58 | 47 |





