








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2800 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1962 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1980 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1541 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $622,424 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konffen | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Kanounis | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | SnigiNN | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Sjovall | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Wolfie | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sjovall | 341 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | konffen | 265 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Wolfie | 197 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kanounis | 117 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Shagga, son of Dolf | 100 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KorvN #VAC | +3.02 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | Wolfie | +1.91 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | SnigiNN | +1.78 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | .Kron | +1.20 | 80 | 75 |
| #5 | Kanounis | +0.92 | 79 | 57 |





