








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2681 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3658 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3752 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2915 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,203 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konffen | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Bruhkoen14 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | KorvN #VAC | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Kanounis | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | SnigiNN | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konffen | 678 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | Kanounis | 386 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | KorvN #VAC | 233 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | SnigiNN | 218 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sjovall | 128 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KorvN #VAC | +4.18 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | Nisslan | +3.21 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Wolfie | +2.45 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Kanounis | +1.45 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | TotoroPower | +1.33 | 74 | 70 |





