








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1853 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1970 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1546 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,086 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNOOPfrog | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Big Mikey PuGz | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | iD_ | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | huntrix | 56% | 68 |
| #5 | baller | 55% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huntrix | 269 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | baller | 165 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | iD_ | 102 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | SNOOPfrog | 100 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | johN | 59 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNOOPfrog | +3.32 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | 清澈的眼睛 | +3.31 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | iD_ | +1.56 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | zekski | +1.34 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | Big Mikey PuGz | +0.27 | 64 | 63 |





