








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5005 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2775 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 974 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2255 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,562 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMW E91 | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | Bober | 57% | 70 |
| #3 | Gilbört | 48% | 181 |
| #4 | nUT | 42% | 48 |
| #5 | Toyota Yaris | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BMW E91 | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | Bober | 57% | 70 |
| #3 | Gilbört | 48% | 181 |
| #4 | nUT | 42% | 48 |
| #5 | Toyota Yaris | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bober | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Gilbört | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Toyota Yaris | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | nUT | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gilbört | 447 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Toyota Yaris | 253 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Bober | 243 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | BMW E91 | 93 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | nUT | 64 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bober | +2.46 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | BMW E91 | +1.38 | 54 | 59 |
| #3 | Toyota Yaris | +0.69 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | nUT | +0.44 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | Biffen | -0.04 | 51 | 70 |





