








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5770 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6796 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6375 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5484 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,841,959 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omara Nicholasse | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | =[Bl4ckF1r3]= | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Mr_Bubatz | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | Shisha HB | 54% | 177 |
| #5 | Marichino | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shisha HB | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | .silas | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Moon ☾ | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Larry Fisherman | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | k3ppi | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k3ppi | 870 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | .silas | 542 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | Shisha HB | 187 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Larry Fisherman | 141 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mr_Bubatz | 137 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Bubatz | +2.69 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | King_ismet2001 | +2.35 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | Omara Nicholasse | +2.25 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | .silas | -0.21 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | Marichino | -0.38 | 60 | 61 |





