








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2880 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3085 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4797 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4278 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,307,051 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King_ismet2001 | 54% | 177 |
| #2 | Omara Nicholasse | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | =[Bl4ckF1r3]= | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | .silas | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | SeanLP | 49% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talahon | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | King_ismet2001 | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | SeanLP | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | k3ppi | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Omara Nicholasse | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talahon | 857 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | k3ppi | 781 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #3 | King_ismet2001 | 354 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | SeanLP | 206 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | .silas | 200 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King_ismet2001 | +5.08 | 67 | 62 |
| #2 | Talahon | +2.69 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | Omara Nicholasse | +1.26 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | k3ppi | +0.65 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | Marichino | +0.52 | 57 | 63 |





