








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 659 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2673 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1488 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2166 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1756 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,538,004 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dsp.Sturrieh | 372 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | maxi15_10 | 176 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | it's is my life - jon bovi | 117 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | DoktorB | 58 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | purrfect | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dsp.Sturrieh | +5.94 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | it's is my life - jon bovi | +1.07 | 49 | 69 |
| #3 | W𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 | -0.63 | 39 | 49 |
| #4 | maxi15_10 | -0.82 | 21 | 40 |
| #5 | DoktorB | -2.79 | 10 | 19 |





