








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 913 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13388 | 29% |
| Smokes | 12920 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9473 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10239 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,321,074 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Typ6o-FingerblastingChampion | 52% | 102 |
| #2 | MorBaa | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | Furchi | 48% | 94 |
| #4 | MaccoK` | 46% | 168 |
| #5 | J | 46% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Furchi | 48% | 94 |
| #4 | MaccoK` | 46% | 168 |
| #5 | J | 46% | 82 |
| #6 | PHIL FOODEN | 44% | 72 |
| #7 | ImPoSand | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaccoK` | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Typ6o-FingerblastingChampion | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | J | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Furchi | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | PHIL FOODEN | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J | 289 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | MaccoK` | 272 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Furchi | 149 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Typ6o-FingerblastingChampion | 118 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | PHIL FOODEN | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorBaa | +3.06 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | Typ6o-FingerblastingChampion | +1.23 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | MaccoK` | +0.92 | 56 | 75 |
| #4 | Furchi | +0.75 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | J | +0.69 | 48 | 74 |





