








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1001 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3178 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4263 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2341 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3267 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,599,265 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yonker | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | eris | 48% | 132 |
| #3 | Shrub killa ^-^ | 46% | 237 |
| #4 | Day4125 | 45% | 229 |
| #5 | Kintaro | 45% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | eris | 48% | 132 |
| #3 | Shrub killa ^-^ | 46% | 237 |
| #4 | Day4125 | 45% | 229 |
| #5 | Kintaro | 45% | 111 |
| #6 | dommybear | 44% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrub killa ^-^ | 76 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | dommybear | 42 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Day4125 | 39 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | eris | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Kintaro | 13 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrub killa ^-^ | 777 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Day4125 | 349 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | dommybear | 335 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | eris | 294 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kintaro | 99 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackve | +5.78 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | eris | +3.05 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | Kintaro | +0.02 | 49 | 42 |
| #4 | Shrub killa ^-^ | -0.87 | 42 | 56 |
| #5 | Yonker | -1.43 | 51 | 44 |





