








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 113 matches | 1,746 | |
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1847 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2106 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1750 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 974 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,673 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓣𝓮$𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷 | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | papi santana... okej okej okej | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | m0NESY | 8 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | Lasertrallan3000 | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Besten | 4 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasertrallan3000 | 375 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | righteye1111 | 255 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | 𝓣𝓮$𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷 | 237 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | BrownEye.exe | 189 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | papi santana... okej okej okej | 178 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Besten | +6.28 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | righteye1111 | +5.60 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | m0NESY | +2.91 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | papi santana... okej okej okej | +1.24 | 66 | 37 |
| #5 | vix | +0.13 | 70 | 49 |





