








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2338 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3491 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2692 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2496 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,715,924 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiisteve2000 | 63% | 67 |
| #2 | Syrup | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Pingu | 56% | 59 |
| #4 | Quzyvoid | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiisteve2000 | 63% | 67 |
| #2 | Syrup | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Pingu | 56% | 59 |
| #4 | Quzyvoid | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiisteve2000 | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Pingu | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Quzyvoid | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quzyvoid | 191 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Wiisteve2000 | 174 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pingu | 143 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Syrup | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiisteve2000 | +4.14 | 65 | 71 |
| #2 | Pingu | +0.08 | 59 | 54 |
| #3 | Gazzaboy19 | -0.15 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | Syrup | -0.24 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | Quzyvoid | -1.79 | 46 | 67 |





