








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4914 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4823 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4821 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4175 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,614,846 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 699 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreamzyy- | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | TSNKing | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | Taurus | 54% | 163 |
| #4 | Maca | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | Snk-Alex | 51% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaîser | 35 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | VatraK™ | 31 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Taurus | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 𝒌𝖎𝝹i𝕥𝓞 ︻デ 一 | 14 | 0.0183 |
| #5 | Dreamzyy- | 9 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papaya | 614 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Kaîser | 543 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #3 | VatraK™ | 477 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Taurus | 315 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | PAPAYA | 234 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TSNKing | +5.48 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | Kaîser | +2.86 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | Dreamzyy- | +1.70 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | AlphA | +1.08 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Maca | +0.35 | 70 | 56 |





