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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1299 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2154 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2100 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 977 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,024 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godino #foreverRiders | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | ThorTicollis | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | joseyyo | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Adriag4 | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | LagazoMental | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Zenemij | 48% | 25 |
| #9 | ᴄᴀᴍʙʀᴏɴɪᴅᴀs ♿ | 48% | 40 |
| #10 | ioanaBlue | 46% | 93 |
| #11 | PirindoloMental | 45% | 44 |
| #12 | Liblan | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PirindoloMental | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Godino #foreverRiders | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ᴄᴀᴍʙʀᴏɴɪᴅᴀs ♿ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Zenemij | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Adriag4 | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ioanaBlue | 143 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Martillo Pilón | 96 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | polfrankon | 90 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | PirindoloMental | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zenemij | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godino #foreverRiders | +3.22 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | ThorTicollis | +2.77 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | Martillo Pilón | +2.63 | 51 | 67 |
| #4 | LagazoMental | +1.96 | 55 | 79 |
| #5 | PirindoloMental | +1.77 | 54 | 77 |





