








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 2,116 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2963 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4205 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3528 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2669 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,678,678 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Känslig | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | CANNABIS SATIVA | 54% | 235 |
| #3 | ✪ ds!Gn | 53% | 219 |
| #4 | Xaren | 53% | 216 |
| #5 | KILLAB | 53% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 死亡 | 52% | 82 |
| #7 | tresju | 52% | 65 |
| #8 | Trollaren | 52% | 73 |
| #9 | Domer -Farsan Baloo | 52% | 66 |
| #10 | RobbanJS | 50% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobbanJS | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Trollaren | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | 死亡 | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Xaren | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | KILLAB | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CANNABIS SATIVA | 700 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | RobbanJS | 568 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #3 | KILLAB | 548 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | ✪ ds!Gn | 545 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #5 | Domer -Farsan Baloo | 310 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MenSoft | +2.05 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | KILLAB | +0.65 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ ds!Gn | +0.13 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | CANNABIS SATIVA | +0.06 | 77 | 73 |
| #5 | 死亡 | -0.26 | 65 | 66 |





