








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,897 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3843 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3357 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2969 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2461 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $792,405 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CANNABIS SATIVA | 57% | 127 |
| #2 | Känslig | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | MenSoft | 53% | 219 |
| #4 | RobbanJS | 53% | 161 |
| #5 | Xaren | 52% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Domer -Farsan Baloo | 47% | 97 |
| #10 | tresju | 47% | 43 |
| #11 | Modde | 45% | 22 |
| #12 | RealkenT_ | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | Nisse | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MenSoft | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | RobbanJS | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | CANNABIS SATIVA | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Xaren | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | KILLAB | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domer -Farsan Baloo | 432 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | KILLAB | 376 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | MenSoft | 349 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | CANNABIS SATIVA | 322 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | RobbanJS | 299 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MenSoft | +2.51 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | 死亡 | +0.63 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | ✪ ds!Gn | +0.55 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | KILLAB | +0.38 | 76 | 74 |
| #5 | RealkenT_ | -0.26 | 76 | 77 |





