








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 196 matches | ||
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3424 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3642 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3317 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1268 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $957,018 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Broly | 43% | 150 |
| #6 | corvus | 43% | 148 |
| #7 | Legat | 39% | 103 |
| #8 | Zipfi Langstrumpf | 31% | 29 |
| #9 | GzuzChrist | 23% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broly | 674 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | Legat | 326 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | corvus | 322 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dr. Argos | 184 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✪p4yn3x | 68 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broly | +3.22 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | [AUT] Ravonator | ラファエル | +0.51 | 47 | 46 |
| #3 | corvus | +0.17 | 61 | 47 |
| #4 | Herk | -0.37 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | Dr. Argos | -0.67 | 64 | 65 |





