








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 507 | 29% |
| Smokes | 530 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 393 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 319 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,488 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Lewk | 60% | 25 |
| #7 | Pengu | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | WingmanDraws | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | Mardrak the Femboy | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | Lunar | VOID | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dantalion | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | fork | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Lewk | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | DarrenZeus | 1 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Lunar | VOID | 1 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fork | +5.50 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | Fynises | +3.49 | 60 | 29 |
| #3 | Mardrak the Femboy | +2.82 | 79 | 15 |
| #4 | Dantalion | +2.57 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | Codelinkz | +2.15 | 48 | 44 |





