








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4240 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4056 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3121 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3559 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,348,578 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | WingmanDraws | 47% | 74 |
| #9 | Bloed | 46% | 111 |
| #10 | Lunar | VOID | 45% | 130 |
| #11 | 6esir | 43% | 40 |
| #12 | xAreyouSerious93 | 42% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bloed | 449 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Lunar | VOID | 350 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | fork | 320 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | DarrenZeus | 276 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | WingmanDraws | 270 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xAreyouSerious93 | +4.17 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | fork | +3.17 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | Bloed | +2.65 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | Mardrak the Femboy | +2.44 | 79 | 16 |
| #5 | Dantalion | +0.54 | 58 | 61 |





