








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1026 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2547 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1487 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1399 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,038,270 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Codelinkz | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Fynises | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Dantalion | 48% | 157 |
| #4 | Mardrak the Femboy | 45% | 194 |
| #5 | Lunar | VOID | 43% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DarrenZeus | 38% | 34 |
| #8 | WingmanDraws | 31% | 29 |
| #9 | Bloed | 27% | 26 |
| #10 | Ratchet232 | 24% | 17 |
| #11 | Otaku | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dantalion | 505 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Lunar | VOID | 298 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bloed | 116 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | DarrenZeus | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | WingmanDraws | 68 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mardrak the Femboy | +2.89 | 79 | 15 |
| #2 | Bloed | +2.39 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Fynises | +1.72 | 63 | 37 |
| #4 | Dantalion | +0.99 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | Codelinkz | +0.80 | 46 | 47 |





