








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1001 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,935 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4472 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4168 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4634 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4661 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,124,107 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 951 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cresti;e | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | hintt1👨🏿🦱 | 63% | 128 |
| #3 | JeA_RiGhT_ViTtU | 59% | 93 |
| #4 | panama rayo | 57% | 87 |
| #5 | LeFu | 57% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LAURI:-DD | 938 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #2 | Pummi | 555 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | JeA_RiGhT_ViTtU | 290 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | hintt1👨🏿🦱 | 263 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | panama rayo | 246 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cresti;e | +3.61 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | HOMO:DD | +2.17 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | hintt1👨🏿🦱 | +1.87 | 71 | 75 |
| #4 | panama rayo | +1.24 | 64 | 76 |
| #5 | LAURI:-DD | +0.99 | 64 | 76 |





