








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 811 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 13 matches | 1,999 | |
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2118 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1853 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2600 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1145 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,247,889 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hintt1👨🏿🦱 | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | k4pteeni | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | HOMO:DD | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Pummi | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | panama rayo | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOMO:DD | 265 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | LAURI:-DD | 265 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | cs_kimmo | 220 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | LeFu | 192 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Pummi | 192 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panama rayo | +1.63 | 56 | 79 |
| #2 | Vilze | +1.50 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | TestoJussi | +1.27 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | kasbulla | +0.83 | 82 | 48 |
| #5 | HOMO:DD | +0.66 | 78 | 70 |





