








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6192 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3726 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3469 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3438 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,330 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Cesho | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | Trash Panda | 46% | 28 |
| #11 | biKs | 43% | 28 |
| #12 | Genericho | 41% | 29 |
| #13 | yupper417 | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NukinTURTLe | 24 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Deep Forever | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ASaltyCroutons | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | dank bonkripper78 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | yupper417 | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Marv]The Special One | +3.79 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | NukinTURTLe | +2.43 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | biKs | +1.06 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | Cesho | +0.53 | 86 | 48 |
| #5 | Genericho | +0.20 | 71 | 37 |





