








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1137 | 38% |
| Smokes | 676 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 398 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 768 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,054 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Friendle | 62% | 47 |
| #9 | ✪ el_mono | 60% | 5 |
| #10 | rovuh | 59% | 29 |
| #11 | Kyouki | 53% | 19 |
| #12 | 4k | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friendle | 158 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | rovuh | 90 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | nawny | 80 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #4 | 6CG | 54 | 0.37 | 1 min |
| #5 | JCasper | 33 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nawny | +3.35 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | Friendle | +2.12 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | JCasper | +2.04 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | 6CG | +1.32 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | Tboc13 | +1.20 | 81 | 60 |





