








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2141 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2175 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1699 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2180 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,778 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | A1exqnder | 53% | 192 |
| #5 | AE_Migwel | 50% | 24 |
| #6 | Meokelzinho | 48% | 58 |
| #7 | Vaaben ლ(-_-ლ) | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | StarLight King | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A1exqnder | 430 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Meokelzinho | 129 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Snay | 66 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Oxlong | 57 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | StarLight King | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meokelzinho | +2.98 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | M3yee | +1.82 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | A1exqnder | +1.11 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | Snay | +1.05 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | AE_Migwel | +1.00 | 69 | 56 |





