








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3551 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1285 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1834 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1501 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,280 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meokelzinho | +3.81 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | A1exqnder | +1.69 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | M3yee | +1.41 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Oxlong | +0.75 | 72 | 40 |
| #5 | StarLight King | -3.31 | 42 | 38 |





