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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1859 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1264 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 761 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,052 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keepomeister | 80% | 25 |
| #2 | MOMOLOCO | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | adandz69 | 64% | 99 |
| #4 | McLovin | 59% | 122 |
| #5 | Trïnïty | 57% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOLOMOCO | 33 | 0.0232 |
| #2 | MOMOLOCO | 29 | 0.0246 |
| #3 | adandz69 | 21 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Trïnïty | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | McLovin | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keepomeister | +7.71 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | MOMOLOCO | +7.67 | 71 | 30 |
| #3 | MOLOMOCO | +7.21 | 77 | 30 |
| #4 | adandz69 | +1.02 | 52 | 39 |
| #5 | McLovin | -0.12 | 50 | 61 |





