








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 479 | 12% |
| Smokes | 745 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1551 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1340 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,478 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adandz69 | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | JohnEddy | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | Trïnïty | 63% | 51 |
| #4 | keepomeister | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | ........... | 61% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adandz69 | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | JohnEddy | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | Trïnïty | 63% | 51 |
| #4 | keepomeister | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | ........... | 61% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adandz69 | 11 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | JohnEddy | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Trïnïty | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | ........... | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | keepomeister | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ........... | 148 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #2 | JohnEddy | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | keepomeister | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | adandz69 | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Trïnïty | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keepomeister | +4.19 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | MOMOLOCO | +3.64 | 74 | 30 |
| #3 | adandz69 | +0.49 | 58 | 22 |
| #4 | ........... | -0.36 | 57 | 41 |
| #5 | JohnEddy | -1.65 | 31 | 40 |





