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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 13% |
| Smokes | 155 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 372 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 339 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,883 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keepomeister | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | ........... | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | McLovin | 67% | 30 |
| #4 | adandz69 | 64% | 44 |
| #5 | Trïnïty | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McLovin | 114 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | JohnEddy | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | ........... | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Trïnïty | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | adandz69 | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOLOMOCO | +6.55 | 76 | 29 |
| #2 | keepomeister | +3.87 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | ........... | +3.08 | 70 | 45 |
| #4 | McLovin | -0.70 | 45 | 54 |
| #5 | adandz69 | -0.91 | 50 | 40 |





