








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 658 | 23% |
| Smokes | 620 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 724 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 845 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,218 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iksel | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Matt | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | guidetti | 74% | 100 |
| #4 | Mini | 71% | 28 |
| #5 | 3cK0 | 63% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | <[Jacob]> | 63% | 51 |
| #7 | M4d5 | 62% | 60 |
| #8 | Dominick Deccoco | 62% | 13 |
| #9 | jNk | 60% | 25 |
| #10 | zyfr | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3cK0 | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | <[Jacob]> | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | jNk | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | zyfr | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | M4d5 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3cK0 | 288 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | M4d5 | 254 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | <[Jacob]> | 175 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | guidetti | 150 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Iksel | 95 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guidetti | +5.07 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Iksel | +4.10 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | -turtles- | +2.65 | 79 | 37 |
| #4 | M4d5 | +1.88 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | Matt | +0.90 | 63 | 48 |





