








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5967 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4894 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5667 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4956 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,177 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suki | 68% | 69 |
| #2 | ✪Black.B | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | Terry.K | 58% | 156 |
| #4 | prozux | 51% | 71 |
| #5 | funnyLV | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | prozux | 51% | 71 |
| #5 | funnyLV | 50% | 82 |
| #6 | keiG | 49% | 65 |
| #7 | godbee`` |A|hs | 48% | 56 |
| #8 | slxzx | 45% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terry.K | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | prozux | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | funnyLV | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Suki | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | slxzx | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | funnyLV | 334 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | keiG | 286 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | prozux | 279 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Terry.K | 272 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | slxzx | 258 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terry.K | +1.98 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | rook | +1.44 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | Suki | +0.31 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | prozux | -0.03 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | funnyLV | -0.08 | 54 | 74 |





