








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 227 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5322 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4374 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5299 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4190 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,568 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 473 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurkuliite <3 | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | rook | 68% | 69 |
| #3 | nuer | 65% | 65 |
| #4 | owerloads | 58% | 60 |
| #5 | godbee`` |A|hs | 57% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ratoN | 52% | 42 |
| #9 | keiG | 52% | 167 |
| #10 | funnyLV | 51% | 170 |
| #11 | prozux | 49% | 181 |
| #12 | ✪Black.B | 48% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terry.K | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | prozux | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | rook | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | keiG | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | slxzx | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prozux | 792 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | keiG | 693 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | funnyLV | 607 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #4 | slxzx | 446 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | godbee`` |A|hs | 430 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | +4.45 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | rook | +2.06 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Terry.K | +1.69 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | prozux | +0.96 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | ✪Black.B | +0.91 | 65 | 69 |





